Always go for good looks. :), In the end, they will either compliment, or kill, each other. The next cookie I had I made sure to open. Error occurred when generating embed. Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of the funniest phrases ever found in fortune cookies to prove that Confucius isn't behind all of them. Hey Pandas, What's The Best Comeback You've Ever Heard Or Said? Give the fluffy pooch food, The humor with this fortune cookie is too damn high! Laughter is the best dessert! Let's keep in touch and we'll send more your way. As in at the supermarket behind the freezer before the security guard catches you? :D. The fact that it would be made specifically for you, and arrive fresh, is well worth the extra $2. Funny Sayings: Fortune Cookies, Group 1 I have to quickly scroll past those lyrics before I get the song stuck in my head. And since none of the 'lucky numbers' even match, it may be time for him to hire a private investigator. We have sent an email to the address you provided with an activation link. Discuss. Though commonly thought to originate in China, the fortune cookie comes from the Japanese tsujiura senbei treat. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Way You’ve Been Broken Up With? Please use high-res photos without watermarks. From rude insults to questionable dares, the people who discovered these funny fortune cookies definitely had a hard time swallowing them. While some are intentionally funny, others may have been typos, bad translations, or just created by a confused fortune printer. Like us on Facebook for more stories like this: White Politician Forgets To Switch Accounts, Starts Commenting As A Black Trump Supporter, People Are Standing Up For Johnny Depp With These 40 Memes While Others Disagree, 50 Of The Best Reactions People Had To Trump Losing The Election, Turns Out, Joe Biden's Dog Major Will Be The First Shelter Dog To Live In The White House In History, 50 Funny Examples Of Cat Beds And Cat Logic, 40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results, Baby Beaver Gets Rescued, Ends Up Building ‘Dams’ In Rescuer’s Home Using Random Household Items, 44 People Who Dressed Up For Halloween Thinking Everyone Would But No One Else Did, Artist Shows What's Wrong With Today's Society With His Honest Illustrations (54 New Pics), 88 Best Photos Of Px3 “State Of The World Photography” Contest Capture The Most Important Events Of 2020, 16 Times People Overdid Halloween Decorations And Got The Cops Called On Them, Neil Patrick Harris And His Family Just Won Halloween After Unveiling Their 2020 Costumes, Person Running The McDonald’s Twitter Account Shares How Nobody Ever Asks How He's Doing, Receives Support From Various Famous Brand Accounts, Black Mothers Act Out What Might Be The Future Of Their Sons In The US (28 Pics), Here Are The 10 Winning Photographs From The “People” Contest By The Independent Photographer. Or at least pretend to be it? Whatever the reasons, enjoy! ;). Before BP, she traveled quite a bit and now could tell you some interesting stories about Alaskan black bears or how to survive +35°C while hiking in the Portuguese mountains. I got a fortune cookie once and there wasn't a fortune in it. Šarūnė is a List Curator here at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication. Creating an account means you agree with Bored Panda's, We and our trusted partners use technology such as cookies on our site to personalize content and ads, provide, social media features, and analyze our traffic. I thought of an idea. *rebels away*. I didn't know blessed was a synonym for fu....d. Geez! Now, Šarūnė can easily create a list of "30 Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats". You don’t even need to add “in bed” to make them funny. Allegedly, the first fortune cookie was eaten in the US around the 1890s. Go ahead and get the complete stormtrooper costume. Scientifically it is stationery as darkness contains neither particles nor waves, as light does. Get the latest inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app! By submitting email you agree to get Bored Panda newsletter. We respect your privacy. Fight boredom with iPhones and iPads here. Someone took pity on me and gave me another cookie and it didn't have a fortune in it either. I could come up with better fortunes than that! you can grow old and fat together!

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